jongin: monggu youre not listening to me
monggu: dad youre so annoying!!
i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
Imagine that when your OTP first meet, they hate one another. However, they’re still very much attracted to each other, so there’s always this weird sexual tension between them.
Imagine they get into a really heated argument one day, and at the end of it, they’re out of breath from yelling at…